Friday, September 22, 2006
How Retarded Are You?
[xxxxxxxxxxx] i have walked into a glass/screen door. (SOF remember?! holy shit HAHAHHAHHA i fucking sprinted into the damn glass)
[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. (i trip fine without the shoelaces, thank you)
[ ] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[x] i type only with my index fingers.
[x] i have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] ive caught myself drooling. (and so have you, bitch)
[x] ive accidentally caused an explosion. (yes... accidentally...but at least i don't explode milo like CERTAIN PERSONS)
[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[xxxxxx] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
[x] it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[ ] ive used my fingers to do simple math.
[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.
[x] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (try zero dollars)
[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[x] ive done some really stupid things while i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk. (HAH i do it sober, yay for me!)
[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.
[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[x] i accidentally break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. (yeah that's basically all i'm good for)
[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.
[x] when im lying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture
~24/35... mmm not so bad, methinks.
i am so hungry right now. this morning sofia and i went to the laiki and bought some fruit (which is all gone now) and 2 kg of spinach. that's a freaking lot of spinach but when you cook it there's only 6 tablespoons. and that's for tomorrow.
so what do i eat, huh? WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT?!
this was vultures at 10:25 PM
